Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Worst Toy Ever. (so far)

This is in response to my Best Toy Ever post. Do not, I repeat, do not, buy Glitter Lava. It is officially the worst toy ever. This stuff is a mess. My son wanted some Flarp (flarp?!?!) but Walgreens was all out so I ended up buying him some Glitter Lava. Never again, people! It's not all fun and stretchy like they show on tv. Not at all. It's just super sticky and a pain in the you know where to get off of anything.

Need proof? Just take a look at this. We have stone columns in our entry way. They're beautiful. And now they have a little added bling, too! See that sparkley spot? (Now I admit, I'm a total girly-girl and I love me some glitter--just not on my house!) How in the world am I going to get this off? I'm fixing to get a wet towel and get to scrubbing. Cross your fingers that it works for me!

And this is just sad. Poor Spongebob. There he is, just minding his own business when ol' Bongo comes along and asphyxiates him with some glitter love.

Moral to the story--all that glitters is not gold. Stay away from the Glitter Lava! *Ha ha! I was trying so hard to work that one in there! lol My husband thinks I'm corny. I call it wit! ;)*


the Preppy Princess said...

This is definitely falls in the "a picture tells a story" category! (Poor Sponge Bob!)

Susie said...

Thanks for the head's up! I will stay clear.

Thanks for stopping by my blog and leaving such sweet comments. I hope to see you back there soon:-)

Noah's Mommy said...

I will so remember that ...when my kids are I think Sponge bob....needs a vacation...poor guy....Happy SITS day

Krista said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog and entering my giveaway! I've read through several of your posts, and have laughed till I'm silly! Spongebob poop was the best. I am now following your blog in google reader. I can't wait to find out if your newest bundle is a boy or girl!

Beachski said...

My husband and I agree - only kids can come up with stuff like that (Spongebob taking a poop). How candid of you to post it! We don't have kids yet (well, unless you count our furry ones!) but thanks to bloggers like you we can laugh now and slowly prepare ourselves! Thanks for the comment on our blog.

Amanda@Imperfectly Beautiful said...

I'm so glad you could work that one liner into the was the cherry on top! Thank you for the product review. I learned my lesson on messy, gross, not at all like they show them on tv toys a long time ago. I will stay far a way from glitter lava. BTW, flarp is not messy at all. But it actually does make very realistic farting noises. My kids LOVE it...and so does their dad! So sad.

Monica said...

omg poor spongebob!
i have bought my share of horrible toys and Austin is now old enough to realize , when its a stupid toy thankfully!